Jersey Shore? Should be called Jersey BORE.

The other day I had the misfortune of settling down to watch a little television with The Sibs. What was on? Jersey Shore.
After 10 minutes, I felt like I'd lost quite a few brain cells.
I may also have contracted an STD.

Seriously, if I wanted to witness anything of the Jersey Shore variety, I could've sat in the cafeteria of my high school. :) [I mean, there had to be a reason why we frequented North Hall, instead. And fine, yes, sometimes The Chem Room. And yes, sometimes Mr. Singh's Math Class. Well, alright. Geeks, nerds, what have you. Yes, we were. BUT WE WERE SO TOTES OK WITH THAT, N'AW MEAN?]

Oh yes, this post will spark controversy seeing as how wildly popular Jersey Bore is.
Well, I can't wait!