THIS WILL BE THE LEAST ELOQUENT BLOG POST EVER.
PROOF:
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Come read my latest article on Candor! It's about something I KNOW FOR A HARDCORE AND PERVERSELY ACCURATE FACT THAT YOU ALL LOVE (TOO): THRIFTING!
GO HERE GO HERE GO HERE

AND OMGWTFBBQ! OUTFIT POST THIS WEEKEND--STAY TUNED! Just when you were beginning to doubt this really was a fashion blog...:)
Gonna go study for midterms--bah humbug!

♥ English 110 is less than a desirable course, but without it, one would not be inclined to run into such lovely and euphonic quotes such as these.

"I protest that so awful was the transition from the damned crocodile, and the other unutterable monsters and abortions of my dreams, to the sight of innocent human natures and of infancy, that in the mighty and sudden revulsion of my mind, I wept, and could not forbear it, as I kissed their faces."

                                                         --Tom De Quincy, "Confessions of an Opium Eater" (1821)

"I hate having my life disrupted by routine."--Caskie Stinnett

proof I could easily have been classified as a bookworm, even in the first decade of my life:

*all spelling/grammatical errors are left as is.

January 31, 2002 

"Yesterday we went to the libary. We bought 21 books home we read them all in one night and one morning."

Look at those vampire-esque teeth! Thank god for orthodontic assistance!

Oh hello, internet. There are 3 more things you should know.

1. 2 weeks ago (I am sooo terrible with being punctual!) the lovely Denise Bomfim from Brazil (again, how exotic, huh?!) wrote a piece about me in her blog! :D Her blog is a great read (http://denisebomfim.blogspot.com) check it out fo' shizzle! She blogs in Portugese and English, so cool. Check out the post HERE!

2. Remember my last Candor article? The totalitarianism approach I took to advise males on how  they should dress? Yeah, you should read it: http://candorstyles.com/fascism-with-fashion-an-unscrupulous-guide-for-males/. 

Now, can't get enough of my article(s) at Candor (heehee)? Well, you're in luck! My second post (counting sweatpants as a deadly sin, presented in a satrical manner) just went up today: GO GO GO HERE GO HERE GO GO GO HERE!

3. THANK YOU, THANK YOU TO NEW FOLLOWERS! Sorry, I am emulating a poopy-face and neglecting my humble little baby blog a bit too much. I miss it! I miss interacting with other bloggers, namely, you all! But I am so unbelievably busy (still, the good kind of busy). 

CAN YOU BELIEVE I HAVE ~1000 unread POSTS ON BLOGLOVIN'!? I have some serious catching up to do. 

Love, love! Toodles!

Indirect Iridescent Pleasures

It was a love at first sight sort of thing. They say it never happens, but t'is a filthy, filthy lie.

Great personality, stunning good looks, and smart, too, of course.

The whole package. The whole shebang. The real deal. I have met my match.

I fell in love with an undeniably iridescent bodysuit that puts Micheal Jackson's kooky/incredible sartorial concoctions of the past to utter shame. It is equipped with shoulder pads that will render gasps of horror from little old ladies because they will mistake said shoulder pads to tumors growing on said anatomic location. But s'alls good; it is ridonkulously perfect.
And for a dollar? *faints*

 

I'm Published! Also, you CAN DO MORE, with CANDOR!

So, today was a normal day.
Nothing of extreme significance or the surpassing of a small milestone occurred, no, no, no. Nothing like that.
Just a normal day. Ordinary, monotonous, 'lethargic-ness-inducing', banal, routine-like, same 'ol, same 'ol.

 Except, you know, I'm sort of 'published'.

HOW DO PEOPLE SEEM TO APPEAR NONCHALANT, LACKADAISICAL, ALOOF, AND IMPASSIVE!? I just can't seem to do it; it is not written in my genetic code, I suppose!
Anyways. This is exciting, right? I'm excited, regardless.

WHY YES, you are reading a blog post of Candor Styles - Muslim Lifestyle Magazine's *official* Fashion Intern! Read my first article HERE! It's called: "Fascism with Fashion: An Unscrupulous Guide for Males". So it's for dudes, but ladies, y'all can read as well! Also check out the other articles on the site; I'm not biased---they really are great! :D Don't forget to comment and FEEL FREE to share the link around!

**actually, I beg of you to read, share, re-tweet, etc. etc. about it! Please and thank you! Your support will be so appreciated and will not go unnoticed!

To read my article, again, GO HERE GO HERE GO HERE GO HERE GO HERE GO HERE GO HERE GO HERE GO HERE GO HERE GO HERE GO HERE!

 I'd also would like to bring to your attention a great cause of Candor's: their "Save one, Save all" Fundraiser. If you've noticed, there has a banner to the side of my blog for the past couple of weeks referring to said fundraiser. I urge you all to be kind and generous and donate to the devastated victims of Pakistan's immensely tragic flood. If you are unable to donate, please at least help spread the word. Here is the link: http://candorstyles.com/pakistan-relief-save-one-save-all-fundraiser/

 Alright, lovelies! Good night!