Monday, December 26, 2011

A Post to Distract You From My Lack of Outfit-Recording

Would you like a beauty tip that will not denigrate your self-esteem and consequently your self-worth? Try flicking glitter upon your lashes; view the world through kaleidoscope eyes when basking in any form of light.

I followed said beauty advice when I found myself spending a December evening with 13-year olds. Some gems from their conversations, of which I eavesdropped on whilst flipping between reading scholarly essays on how fundamentalism has betrayed the true spirit of Islam, and the epic unrequited love story, "Love in the time of Cholera":

 Urooba Jamal 
"My mom was a tomboy. The only girl things she did was, like, cook and clean." *cringes forever** 
 Urooba Jamal 
"Mature is, like, when you don't laugh at sex jokes." 

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