Monday, June 4, 2012

Pertinent.

"Disorientation is the loss of the East. Ask any navigator: the east is what you sail by. Lose the east & you lose your bearings, your certainties, your knowledge of what is & what may be, perhaps even your life...
...But let's just suppose. What if the whole deal - orientation, knowing where you are, & so on - what if it's all a scam? What if all of it - home, kinship, the whole enchilada - is just the biggest, most truly global, & centuries -oldest piece of brainwashing?  Suppose that it's only when you dare to let go that your real life begins? When you're whirling free of the mother ship, when you cut your ropes, slip your chain, step off the map, go absent without leave, scram, vamoose, whatever: suppose that it's then, & only then, that you're actually free to act! To lead the life nobody tells you how to live, or when or why. In which nobody orders you to go forth & die for them, or for god, or comes to get you because you broke one of the rules, or because you're one of those people who are, for reasons which unfortunately can't be given, simply not allowed. Suppose you've got to go through the feeling of being lost, into the chaos & beyond: you've got to accept the loneliness, the wild panic of losing your moorings, the vertiginous terror of the horizon spinning round & round like the edge of a coin tossed in the air." 

- Salman Rushdie, "The Ground Beneath Her Feet"


This book has been amazing thus far.

Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Honest, banal update.

Wow.




Broke the record for not blogging regularly. Um, apologies?
I am back. No more false promises of this "regular" business any more, though. See, this way you prevent heartache, 'cause you don't expect much.

& no longer solely (/will seldom be) blogging about fashion. Whatever that is.

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

{Give-Away!} Modest Sea

Dearest readers, serendipitous blog-hoppers, friends, family, & creeps who receive gratification by searching for absurdity on Google...and find my blog,

I have not been a very good blogger. I understand these once-a-month tirades have been especially problematic for those individuals who, for some reason, actually read & enjoy UUU. Fear not, I am making it up to you all, by hosting a give-away!

As most of the northern hemisphere is warming up (although, if we're being technical, the entire earth is purportedly warming up), this give-away couldn't come at a better time!
The prize is a modest swimsuit, of your choice from Modest Sea!
The company, besides winning my approval for their great punniness, offer swimsuits for both moderate & full coverage. You can even mix and match pieces. They've also got a pretty great info-graphic explaining their non-wetting fabric:  http://modestsea.com/non-wetting-fabrics.

Contest Rules:
1. Leave a comment below stating which swimsuit is your favourite & why.
2. Also tell me your favourite summer memory.
3. Leave me your contact info. Re: email. Also, if you want, post a link to your own blog/site!
I'd also encourage you guys to leave some comments about what you think of the company itself - they're always open to feedback! & if you'd like, link this post and their website into your own blog post about the contest.

The contest will end 2 weeks from now, on Mar. 28, 2012, 11:59 pm PST.

The most creative response, as judged by yours truly, will win! Still, fear not - there's still a treat for the rest of you who may not win! Come visit my blog again in 2 weeks to find out what it is!

My modest sea pick?
The "Alex & Sabrina Set" (http://modestsea.com/alex-and-sabrina):
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Of course, I enjoy the kaleidoscopic print. It's also a 1-piece, which suits my needs for convenience as even the headwear is attached.

Well, good luck, friends!
& here's to more days like the one below, in which aimlessly staring at bodies of water under the rays of sun in mild weather are the norm:
                                                          

(mini) who what wear?
dress: thrifted, $3
floral jacket: thrifted, $6

Friday, February 24, 2012

{--dilettante poetry break--}

"I'm going to put together a playlist of all the words you ever said to me/
& when I play them, it'll be like a semantic-phony." - some leakage from my brain




I like [photographing] sunsets.



Friday, February 10, 2012

Déjà vu.

A near-two month hiatus from blogging has my cerebral cortex begging me to allow itself to purge the cognitive diarrhea that I have, for nearly two years now, enjoyed sharing with you all.

It is with utmost pleasure that I announce that my room smells like chipotle mayonnaise. That my rectum is soon about to burst. That the end of my to-do-list is very assymptote-ic; I will never reach it. That in the last 4 months I have argued with precisely 4 males about the legitimacy of feminism as a social justice movement and its relevance in our society today. That I recently had the opportunity to perform spoken word poetry to a roomful of incredibly inspiring human beings about how Islam complements my post-colonialist, anti-imperialist, and feminist worldviews (!!!). That if I don't go to the washroom to relieve myself very soon, my chair will be very wet. That "CLIMATE CHANGE IS A REAL THING, GUYS!" and we should seriously be worried. Or reduce our carbon emissions and greenhouse gases. And fast, y'all.

Bee-arr-bee. I'm going to go pee.

In the meantime, here, a sartorial creation:



photo credit: my lovely resident, Elysse. World-renowned photographer she will be, some day, I bet.
who what wear?

  1. BROWN HEELED BOOTS WITH GOLD BUCKLE

    , $5, VALUE VILLAGE
  2. GOLD METALLIC TIGHTS

    , $10, H&M
  3. FLORAL DRESS

    , $3, VALUE VILLAGE
  4. VINTAGE YELLOW FUZZY SWEATER

    , F AS IN FRANK
  5. FLORAL VEST

    , $3, THRIFTED; SALVATION ARMY
  6. PINK SCARF

    , $5, ARDENE'S
  7. ZEBRA-PRINT STACHEL

    , $7, H&m                                                                     


Alright, back from lavatory-related duties.
Only appropriate to share my current playlist, I feel:


 And this addictive number: I see the video as a satirical antithesis to the exotification of the Middle East. & taking a bad-arse stance against a certain country in the world that prohibits persons of a certain gender from partaking in a certain activity associated with automobiles. AND ALSO, I WANT, LIKE, ALL M.I.A.'s CLOTHES!!!!

 And how are you all doing, mes cheries? :)



"I fancied you’d return the way you said, but I grow old and I forget your name. (I think I made you up inside my head)." ~