**do NOT pay attention to my outfits! I dressed like a bum because:
1. it was a family vacay. 'nuff said.
2. it was HOT. forget accessorizing and layering!
3. it was a family vacay.
1. There are an incessant amount of bathroom breaks. It's as if my parents are a part of an impromptu competition in which the objective is to stop at all the available rest areas every half hour increments. What do they think the prize is!? A natural cure for thier diarrhea? A rare, not-yet-FDA-approved laxative that will relieve their constipation with only a few severe side effects? Or perhaps they want bragging rights. Like, *insert Pakistani/Indian accent*,
"Vee stopped at all tha vaashroomz on tha vay. That is nearly vun-hundred vaashroomz!"
Whoa, that deserves some cyber applause, hey? Applause for my parents, please!
|Example one of bad outfit. Just enjoy the scenery, please!|
|I present one grubby little face. See me in the background all perlexed and exasperated? Yup, t'is how the story unfolds.|
So there you have it folks! The top 3 phenomenons that occur on Jamal-Family Road Trips. (As if that wasn't blantaly obvious by the title, sheesh). Please, now, enjoy some tourist-y photos.
|This is not photoshopped! Beautiful, eh?|
|One happy camper.|
|Bow River, Dontown Calgary. Ignore the hobos in the back. ;)|
|Chillin' lke a villain in Golden, B.C.|
|Beautiful; Bow Falls. I prayed namaz/salah on that rock behind me, you see? It was WONDERFUL, subhanallah.|